Wolf-Raven's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Travelling Sandwich]

It's amazing...

After only watching this movie once, I've deducted that you, sir, are racist...

...Prawns are not faceless when left to gravity, the moon doesn't see another moon as a fucking pendulum and for the love of god, Sandwich joints are not magnetic fields!

So because you are racist, i don't agree that this did not happen. Good day sir.

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[48hr Film-fest entry]

Alright Felix...

What's the metaphor this time? Don't bite the hand that feeds you? don't play with scissors? Coffee was always water? Manatees are racist? Everything extorts its own gravity? Television is bad? fuck the police? fuck the police? God is black? The universe is a table? Animals are fun to play with? Don't piss off god or he'll cut the cable? Drugs are bad? Drugs are good? Questions are awesome in succession?

Or is it simply to not sleep and just animate. think of how much more you can do with just 48 hours, energy drinks and Flash? fucking hell of a lot, that's what.

As always, i am entertained by you. kudos.

SpamClamberton responds:

I never do messages. I just do "hey wouldn't it be cool if a guy kept a pet on a globe which had gravity and shit?" But yes, manatees are racist mother fuckers.

[School 13 - TongueTied]

Really nice

...However, i wasn't bent over laughing like usual, so i consider this the beginning of the end for you career. It won't be long now till that black hole of emptiness opens in your body, and all you do for animation is...

...ah, i lost track of my train of thought...

BTW, your artwork has improved. it looks really good.

However, not buckling over laughing.

Fix that, would ya?

[The Pigpen]

So i read your comments...

As much as i do sense there is not a predominantly political flash, you did add quite a bit of dystopian issues in this flash. Addiction was one of the things i got, but do i sense a little vegan message in there? Maybe a little jab at institutionalization? More importantly, what would Freud say?

I'm showing this to my friends next time any of them are on drugs.

SpamClamberton responds:

Not if I show them first.

[Microcosm]

Wow...Metaphisics

I really liked this. In has the metaphysical properties, questions about the universe, etc. Really well done.

[Cyrus The Great]

HEY!

Informative! I never knew that about Cyrus. Your battle was very artistic as well.

Good Work!

[LARRY episode 1]

I laughed very much

I enjoyed your cameo of various Disney villains. Also, "You're burning a hole in my soul" cracked me up.

You do well at what you do Jazza.

Jazza responds:

thanks wolf-raven :)

[Criminal!]

This got on front page. nice.

Eh, there were many things wrong that i could ridicule you for hours, then go suck on the dick of an even worse submission that just happened to do the things you didn't do, and vice versa, just to be an asshole.

However, it wasn't horrible, especially for stick figures.

In all honesty, my only critique would be to find a recording program to filter out the noise, and make it a little better on the ears.

Great soundtrack.

[communism RULES fuck u!!!]

Like Marx, you fail to state what happens next.

Pretty simplistic, in terms of a flash and in terms of what you're fighting for. The reason Communism doesn't work is because, like you're flash, you only focus on the revolution and not actually what happens later. 5 bucks says that guy in the finale who says "Workers win" becomes a Vanguard Proletariat, later an Oligarch. Communism requires a totally homogeneous population, where individuality is a moot point. Take a look at the reviews below. Each person has their own opinion, view things differently. How can you expect people to work together like that uncomplainingly? Simple answer is, it'll take a lot of work, and not always ethical work.

[LL Jujube helps Communism]

Clubbing with the Kommies. Awe yeah!

Huzza for the club mix. I feel like i should be sipping vodka with the proletariat.

I'm taking Chinese, What character is that?

Rn86 responds:

I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure I just ran "fish" through an online translator