Wolf-Raven's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[2 fast 2 stupid.]

Simple.

Nothing bad with simple. But at the same time, i don't have much else to go on. Let's just leave it at, decent music, decent animation, but not really entertaining or overtly funny (not to say it wasn't).

You get a slap on the ass for effort. A heterosexual slap on the ass.

defdan responds:

My goal wasn't really to be funny with this (that's why it's a pretty simple gag), but to make some decent animation and perspective. But I understand that if it's not totally stunning, people do not watch flash animations for its technique.

My next one will be a lot longer, and will have a true narrative goal !
Thanks for the slap, that felt good :)

[Stickman Fun]

It's good for a nice laugh

Surprised this isn't rated higher...then again, it has little to no plot, no character development, no intrinsic storylines, no romance, little action, no swords, guns, magic, it's not in game format, it's not published by a massive corporation, you aren't famous, you don't have 400 children, you don't practice polygamy and, most importantly, you're being funny, which is wrong.

Also, i just want to let you know sarcasm is awesome.

Loved it!

S-T responds:

YAY FOR SARCASM!!!!! 8D Thank you!

[Ask Raptor Jesus]

He's right...

Climate change is crap.

I for one think we should kill off all the elephants and use them as weapons in nuclear defense.

It's funny, because Canadian politics acts much the same way. Except the knife wielding Tony Abbot is Jack Layton, and Captain Planet is God.

Also, I have learned all i needed to know about Australian Politics from you, Voigt. Keep up the work, be it good, bad, or throbbing.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

this jack layton sounds awesome if he's getting into knife fights with god.

[The Event,]

Unique

This Apex Twin that you used looks like it has some very good music. Simple story, good art, and maybe even some sort of message instead of just art for arts sake. I wouldn't really give you any advice or anything because i learned not to argue Aesthetics.

Mechabloby responds:

Aphex Twin is an IDM musician - if you liked the song I used in this flash, I'd suggest you listen to some of his ambient works like Mookid; Xtal; Green Calx; Wet Tip Hen Ax; Flim; IZ-US. He's a brilliant musician, and I have been a fan of his works ever since I was about 9. :]

[48hr Film-fest entry]

Alright Felix...

What's the metaphor this time? Don't bite the hand that feeds you? don't play with scissors? Coffee was always water? Manatees are racist? Everything extorts its own gravity? Television is bad? fuck the police? fuck the police? God is black? The universe is a table? Animals are fun to play with? Don't piss off god or he'll cut the cable? Drugs are bad? Drugs are good? Questions are awesome in succession?

Or is it simply to not sleep and just animate. think of how much more you can do with just 48 hours, energy drinks and Flash? fucking hell of a lot, that's what.

As always, i am entertained by you. kudos.

SpamClamberton responds:

I never do messages. I just do "hey wouldn't it be cool if a guy kept a pet on a globe which had gravity and shit?" But yes, manatees are racist mother fuckers.

[The Pigpen]

So i read your comments...

As much as i do sense there is not a predominantly political flash, you did add quite a bit of dystopian issues in this flash. Addiction was one of the things i got, but do i sense a little vegan message in there? Maybe a little jab at institutionalization? More importantly, what would Freud say?

I'm showing this to my friends next time any of them are on drugs.

SpamClamberton responds:

Not if I show them first.

[LARRY episode 1]

I laughed very much

I enjoyed your cameo of various Disney villains. Also, "You're burning a hole in my soul" cracked me up.

You do well at what you do Jazza.

Jazza responds:

thanks wolf-raven :)

[LL Jujube helps Communism]

Clubbing with the Kommies. Awe yeah!

Huzza for the club mix. I feel like i should be sipping vodka with the proletariat.

I'm taking Chinese, What character is that?

Rn86 responds:

I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure I just ran "fish" through an online translator

[Bedtime Story]

You made me very happy

These past few days, i've been going through a break up. My first girlfriend, hence my first break up. The first one is hard, but it's not ugly. Hell, oddly enough, she's been a good friend in all of this. Anyway, i saw your movie, and it just made me happy. For that i'm grateful, and for that i'll keep it with me always.

CircusFreakFlash responds:

I'm glad I could brighten up your day. :)

[Redness Trailer v2]

Not a bad Trailer

Timing wasn't great, but still, not too shabby. fuck being worse than Krinkles. you, in my opinion, can pull this off with a good story line, and be BETTER than krinkles. btw, downloading that song. tis quite good.

anyway, good un.

Alpha-Nuva responds:

Timing as in what? Streaming the music? Because if that's what you meant, it could've only been off by about a few milliseconds.

Anyways, thanks for the review. The storyline, I have to admit, will be better thought out than most, but the animation for the first episode is a tiny bit sloppy in some parts. Oh, and glad you liked the song!